Today’s Gender of the Day is: the Lagrangian density for everything in the universe (except gravity)



If you put a bee in the freezer, it will get cold and fall asleep. After it’s asleep, put it in your mouth, but don’t eat it. Just let it sit there. It will get warm and wake up. Now you have a bee in your mouth.

Why the fuck would I do that

(via wakingtrance)


I’m sure this means something, but don’t ask me what.

would rather not wake up tomorrow haha :)